just joking 
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Two women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman: I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.
The second woman: Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!
To which the first replies: Wow! I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!
The Five Sizes of Penises: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, and 5. Is that available in white?
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!
A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.
Brit: That’s a lie, she wouldn’t be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.
Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently, they don’t have an asshole until they get married to one.
I may never go swimming again….
Eli’s Dirty Jokes – Episode 14
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